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Tori's Icicle makes Maxim's favorite tunes about masturbation
February 2004

Updated Thu, Jan 15, 2004 - 5:52pm ET

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The February 2004 issue of Maxim Magazine (also known as Airbrushed Babes-R-US) includes a list of the magazine's favorite tunes about masturbation. Tori's Icicle is listed at #16. Thanks to Metro Joe for telling me about it.


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Here is the full list:

Rub N Roll
Our all time favorite tunes about masturbation

1. "She Bop" - Cyndi Lauper
2. "I Touch Myself" - Divinyls
3. "Pictures of Lily" - The Who
4. "longview" - Green Day
5. "Turning Japanese" - Vapors
6. "The Stroke" - Billy Squire
7. "Dancing with Myself" - "Billy Idol
8. "It's Only Me" - Barenaked Ladies
9. "Pump It Up" - Elvis Costello
10. "Touch of my Hand" - Britney Spears
11. "Oops, Oh My" - Tweet
12. "Orgasm Addict" - Buzzcocks
13. "Darling Nikki" - Prince
14. "Blister in the Sun" - Violent Femmes
15. "Pink Thing" - XTC
16. "Icicle" - Tori Amos
17. "part of me" - Tool
18. "Rosie" - Jackson Browne
19. "Thinking about You" - Radiohead
20. "O Come All Ye Faithful" - Traditional


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